Dirty Deeds CX – Round 2


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words: Paddy Oliver     photography: Fame & Spear, Caz Whitehead


“There’s glucose for energy, Caramel for strength. The chocolate’s only there, To keep it the right length.” A Mars Bar is just what each of the 328 boys, girls, men, women, coupled with several spidermen and fairy princesses needed after racing at Dirty Deeds Round 2 in Melbourne on Sunday, 22nd June. Yes, you did read that number correctly, 328 starters. If anybody has ever doubted that Cross is not popular or is some sort of  bicycling racing  that will die a muddy death this should prove them duly wrong. Cross is for the people, especially those of Dirty Deeds extraction.




As Men’s Elite and Women’s Elite have been reported on elsewhere there will be no report here. Actually, as only 63 Elite Men and 22 Elite Women started the Elite races these were some of the races with the smallest fields. A sign perhaps?

Men’s B Grade

As ever on an NCXS day Men’s B Grade is not really a “B” Grade race in the true sense. C graders mix it with A graders who, perhaps correctly, don’t want to race the Elite race.

To the race. 91 started. Surely the largest field in a cross race in Australia. Perhaps one of the biggest fields in any bicycle race in Australia this year. There was depth in the field with some serious A graders and, bizarrely, some moonlighting musicians. Leigh De Luca, Paul Aubrey (BrewCX), Sean Couley (AUS CX Magazine), Pete Findon, Parbs were the big favourites in the field. De Luca, who is apparently still in CX retirement, was sporting a brand new bike and carrying gold taped favouritism as only he can.




In a field of 91 getting to the front row is of vital importance, especially when there is no call up. So the cunning and the experienced were lining up 15 minutes before the start time. This proved the best move of the day for some. The whistle was blown and the race was on. If you thought the first corner was carnage the second was even worse. No place for the faint hearted. It took over a minute for the field to clear the first corner.

After a couple of laps the race settled down into a bit of order. De Luca extending his lead. The chasers included Aubrey, Harberts, Blazevic. Others were going backwards( and yes, I do this regularly) with that hollow cross pain face that we all love to look at but hate to have.

As you might expect there were several points on the course that proved more than a challenge. The extremely fast off camber corner caught many out, as did Pavlis’ Hill, and the tree branch that guarded the greasy hill. Oh, and the barrier. Resident violin lead, Ado Barker was heading for a solid 40th when he attempted to remount after the barrier, unfortunately his skills got stage fright causing him to miss the bike completely much to the mirth of the large and knowledgeable grandstand crowd.

It was a 30 minute plus one lap race. In the end De Luca won convincingly, showboating to the end. That being said, a very popular winner. Harbets was second, Aubrey third. Of note, 69 finished on the lead lap.




Men’s C / Open

This was a mix of CXers and MTBers totalling  62 in the field. For some reason the CXers let the side down allowing several MTBers to run away with this race. Antony Natoli won handsomely by a minute from Murray in second with Drummond in third.




Women’s B & Open

30 ladies line up for the Women’s B / Open Race. Starting one minute behind Men’s C in excellent Dirty Deeds style race course management. Bianca Pickett was the hot favourite but the big question being whether her rather brave, perhaps courageous, decision to race twice on Saturday would come back to haunt her. Luckily it didn’t in this race but boy it did during the Elite Women’s race.




One of the more exciting races of the day had Pickett out in front from the start but Williams, Ollerenshaw, and Merriam never allowing Pickett out of their sight. At the end of this 45 minute race these four had lapped the rest of the field but Picket maintained a 15 second lead to win. There was a close battle for second with Williams beating Ollerenshaw by three seconds. Merriam was a further seven seconds back.

On the musician front, Corinn Strating of the Corinn Strating band was a commendable 18th in her second bicycle race.





Dirty Deeds CX is for the Kids. 39 boys raced 12 girls over the modified course. No quarter was asked, none was given. Unfortunately some of the balance bike competitors were nearly mowed down in the competitiveness of the boys race. No harm was done.




In the boys, Alistair Rodwell won a close race from James Mountain in second and Adam Boyd in third. There was something of a family affair in the girls race with Elise Hepworth wining in a sprint from Adele Hepworth. Maya Natoli was third.

Spiderman, aka Tristan Jackson, won the balance bikes to extend his run.


Again, a big thank you to Blakey as Race Director, the umpires, Nick Cee, Brendan & Hamish, and all the other DDCX volunteers who make this the day that it is. Finally, to those who allow us to use Darebin Park on one Sunday every year, Thank You!

Last words to the Undertones, those doyens of Cross “I need a Mars Bar, I’ve had ten so far. It helps me, makes me, Work, rest and play”. Goodnight.


Paddy Oliver is Australian Cyclocross Magazine’s resident Victorian reporter as well as writing the regular column in the magazine ‘behind the barricades’. There is also his own blog site of the same name behindthebarricades.net